Tag: funny
group name: doggylove
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September 14, 2006 10:01 AM EDT --
It was a typical day in our household. The alarm went off at 5a.m., and I hit the snooze button twice. After the second snooze, my husband got up and came around to my side of the bed. He tapped . . . more
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October 23, 2006 12:05 PM EDT --
A girlfriend of mine sent me these in my email and I've treasured them ever since. I actually printed these out and kept it on the fridge where everyone could enjoy them... until one of the . . . more
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July 26, 2007 12:31 AM EDT --
I got a new stove today. This one is nicer than the last one and is shiny. You can see your reflection in the oven door. Well, my youngest dog Charlotte, seems to think that it doesn't belong in the . . . more
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January 14, 2007 11:03 AM EST --
Dog Commandments
I thought these were funny enough to share. They were posted on another website and no author was named.
Thou shalt not act half starved whenever thou watches me eat. . . . more
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January 15, 2007 12:25 PM EST --
I thought that this was cute. I found it posted on a website that encourages distribution and does not usually list authors.
Collie + Lhasa Apso = Collapso
(a dog that folds up for easy transport . . . more
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November 23, 2006 03:16 AM EST --
Have you ever attempted to get a puppy to do what you want it to do? If so, you’ve probably found out, as I have, that it’s not as easy as one would like to think. Some people believe that . . . more
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October 03, 2006 10:39 AM EDT --
Why is it whenever I am sitting in my favorite chair and I get up Miss Lexie feels the need to keep my spot warm for me? We go over and voer this everyday at my house. I'll be sitting reading . . . more
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September 24, 2008 11:29 PM EDT --
My (very) better half Donna S. and I were discussing “flirting” the other day. We both agree it is a healthy thing, as long as it is not misleading.
Donna is from the Boston/New England area, . . . more
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January 23, 2007 11:01 AM EST --
I thought these were great when I found them in my email.
I will not play tug-of-war with Dad's underwear when he's on the toilet.
The garbage collector is NOT stealing our stuff.
I do not . . . more
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June 13, 2007 03:15 PM EDT --
A man had just settled into his seat next to the window
on the plane when another man sat down in the aisle
seat, and put his black Labrador Retriever in the middle
seat between them.
The first man looked . . . more
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October 04, 2008 03:29 PM EDT --
Giving Gather A Whirl (to the tune of Katy Perry's "I Kissed A Girl") by Rick L. c2008 (Dedicated to my baby Donna S).
I was only social . . . more
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December 03, 2006 08:56 AM EST --
This just came to me in an email
You bought a bigger bed so that the dog could have more leg room.
You never forget to kiss your dog before you leave the house: the same, however, cannot . . . more
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October 06, 2008 04:00 PM EDT --
"Laptop From HP" Song Parody sung to the tune of Led Zeppelin's "Stairway to Heaven" by Rick L c2008 (Dedicated to my baby Donna S.)
LAPTOP FROM HP . . . more
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October 05, 2008 04:42 PM EDT --
“ MicroSoftly” Song Parody by Rick L. c2008 (With apologies to Roberta Flack to the tune of “Killing Me Softly”) (Dedicated to my baby, Donna S)
Strumming the keyboard with . . . more
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October 01, 2008 11:29 PM EDT --
All The Gather People (To the tune of Eleanor Rigby: The Beatles) by Rick L. c2008
(Dedicated to my baby Donna S.)
Ah, pinging . . . more
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November 24, 2006 04:42 PM EST --
Early this week, the humans brought home a frozen 20 pound turkey. They didn't say so, but I knew they got it for me. They really are devoted to me. The turkey sat around on the counter for awhile . . . more
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September 11, 2008 12:16 PM EDT --
"Hoses" was created by former firefighter and Londons Times Cartoon
illustrator Johann Wessels. The blue part of the flag has the NYFD official
logo and the red and white stripes . . . more
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December 17, 2006 03:14 PM EST --
This was in the files on my computer. It probably came to me in an email.
1. If it itches, you can reach it. And no matter where it itches, no one will be offended if you scratch it in public.
2. No . . . more
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January 13, 2007 11:08 AM EST --
This is a follow up I guess on the one about cats I recieved in an email yesterday.
1. Golden Retriever: The sun . . . more
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June 12, 2007 10:08 PM EDT --
My daughter now has the dog we promised her for her 10th birthday, and Maggie is a very sweet rescue dog. Maggie was a very abused dog, but seems to be healing just fine. Maggie is beginning to come out . . . more
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