Tag: humor
group name: doggylove
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August 20, 2007 12:07 PM EDT --
I published this one and two others altogether under the title "My Silly Dog Stories" on Gather when I first joined. I thought I'd try publishing them individually this time.
A Day . . . more
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September 14, 2006 10:01 AM EDT --
It was a typical day in our household. The alarm went off at 5a.m., and I hit the snooze button twice. After the second snooze, my husband got up and came around to my side of the bed. He tapped . . . more
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November 25, 2006 12:29 PM EST --
When we decided we wanted a dog to join our family, like any good expectant dog parents, we scoured the internet, the library, and the local bookstore on a quest to determine what kind of dog would be . . . more
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August 28, 2008 09:23 AM EDT --
And still we wonder??? Hmmmmmmmmmmm....
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October 23, 2006 12:05 PM EDT --
A girlfriend of mine sent me these in my email and I've treasured them ever since. I actually printed these out and kept it on the fridge where everyone could enjoy them... until one of the . . . more
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December 09, 2006 10:21 PM EST --
"One reason a dog can be such a comfort when you're feeling blue is that he doesn't try to find out why."
Unknown
"The great pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself . . . more
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August 20, 2007 12:16 PM EDT --
I published this one and two others altogether under the title "My Silly Dog Stories" on Gather when I first joined. I thought I'd try publishing them individually this time.
TAFFY’S . . . more
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September 17, 2006 09:39 PM EDT --
Colyn loves bugs. He just wants to play with them. They fly and crawl and ooze. He thinks they would make terrific friends. He has a bug alert pose. When he finds a bug, he lays down on the floor, his . . . more
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November 23, 2006 03:16 AM EST --
Have you ever attempted to get a puppy to do what you want it to do? If so, you’ve probably found out, as I have, that it’s not as easy as one would like to think. Some people believe that . . . more
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January 14, 2007 11:03 AM EST --
Dog Commandments
I thought these were funny enough to share. They were posted on another website and no author was named.
Thou shalt not act half starved whenever thou watches me eat. . . . more
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January 15, 2007 12:25 PM EST --
I thought that this was cute. I found it posted on a website that encourages distribution and does not usually list authors.
Collie + Lhasa Apso = Collapso
(a dog that folds up for easy transport . . . more
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October 03, 2006 10:39 AM EDT --
Why is it whenever I am sitting in my favorite chair and I get up Miss Lexie feels the need to keep my spot warm for me? We go over and voer this everyday at my house. I'll be sitting reading . . . more
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August 26, 2007 08:26 PM EDT --
Below is another entry from my intermittent journal. --I had first posted it on (the now defunct) Abuzz.com then copied and pasted it to my little 'journal': . . . more
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September 21, 2006 03:11 PM EDT --
Do you know what my person said to me the other day? She said the meanest thing. I was innocently lying in the food room, and she told me I was half dumb dog and half smart dog, and she doesn't know . . . more
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January 23, 2007 11:01 AM EST --
I thought these were great when I found them in my email.
I will not play tug-of-war with Dad's underwear when he's on the toilet.
The garbage collector is NOT stealing our stuff.
I do not . . . more
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December 03, 2006 08:56 AM EST --
This just came to me in an email
You bought a bigger bed so that the dog could have more leg room.
You never forget to kiss your dog before you leave the house: the same, however, cannot . . . more
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October 04, 2006 11:11 AM EDT --
The war on Ted is going extremely well. I have successfully captured him 3 times this week. I have perfected my ambush technique. I attacked on Tuesday and won a resounding victory. Ted didn't even . . . more
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November 19, 2006 11:22 AM EST --
Some days I feel like my dog considers me his personal biscuit machine. On those days I also feel as though my only worth to him is my ability to dispense biscuits on demand. Now, you must know, I practice . . . more
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November 24, 2006 04:42 PM EST --
Early this week, the humans brought home a frozen 20 pound turkey. They didn't say so, but I knew they got it for me. They really are devoted to me. The turkey sat around on the counter for awhile . . . more
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December 17, 2006 03:14 PM EST --
This was in the files on my computer. It probably came to me in an email.
1. If it itches, you can reach it. And no matter where it itches, no one will be offended if you scratch it in public.
2. No . . . more
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